Ashenfist's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[MvC3: Dante]

Fucking Brilliant

It is.

I'll be surprised if this isn't in the top 10 by Monday.

[Mastermind 5]

Wait...

Micheal Swaim? As in... Cracked's own Micheal Swaim? This... this cannot be possible. It's too awesome to be true... someone fonfirm or deny this for me, please! I MUST KNOW!!!

Also, the flash was awesome.

The-Swain responds:

His name ends with an M, mine with an N. Only my name is a real word <3

[TmsT's "Spy & Pyro"]

Billiant...

Absolutely brilliant!

[I Am Dateowulf]

Well done!

The audio for Beowulf is understandably bad... most people seem to have completely ignored that the only way to access that audio for most people right now is to record it in a theater.

Besides that, it was quite entertaining, so keep doing flashes. They don't have to go anywhere, they just have to be funny... and that was funny.

AllenWAwesome responds:

Well, at least some people understand about the audio. Glad you liked it!

[project_rowdy]

Kamelot!

Kudos just for using Kamelot in the movie... that abnd is amazing... there is no btter music. Anyway, the rest of the flash was great too. I enjoy the comics you make, and your art style combined with flash was a mere inevitability. Keep them coming.

[Snails Part 1]

Pretty good...

But a little short... there wasn't much of a point to it. I mean, just being short isn't necessarily a bad thing, but it seems you tried to fit a lot of plot into a short amount of time. The graphics were nice, though, as well as the action. One thing... those are quite possibly the most anoying "voices" I have ever heard in my life... please pick something different for next time or tone them down a bit. Overall a good job... just needs some work.

[Mexican PinkVisor CarRide]

I'm Mexican too...

And I thought this was freaking hilarious! Certainly no work of art... but funny non-the-less. You guys that are claiming to be Mexican (or maybe even are) need to get those sticks out your asses...

P.S: For those of you who will undoubtedly claim I myself am not a Mexican born living in the US: Mi nombre es Jorge y naci en la Ciudad de Mexico en Lomas Verdes junto al Districto Federal y vivi alli por nueve anos antes de irme a los Estados Unidos. Stick that where the sun don't shine, Cabrones.

[A New Bunny]

HAHAHA!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"I'll fuck your mom with a razor dildo while doing a drive by in a buick with a fucking monkey, you like that shit motherfucker??"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
"ILL FUCK YOUR STUPID CUNT SISTERS TITS AND SHOVE SOME MEAT DOWN SOME FUCKING VEGANS THROAT THEN ILL SODOMIZE YOUR CHILDHOOD LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE BECAUSE I'M EXTREME!!!!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Comic genius, my friend. And yet so sad because it's true... WB's new goal does seem to be to sodomize our childhoods =(

[MK vs. SF]

Niiiiiice...

That was some of the best fighting sequences I've ever seen done on NG. Grant you, they're only a few levels above sprites... but it was excellently done. The romance and story seemed like they were kind of an afterthought to give an excuse for the fight scene, though. Let me tell you... you need no excuse. With fight scenes that good, there really doesn't need to be any backdrop. I really want to see more, keep it going!

[Mask]

Awesome...

I have to give it to you just for using FBF so well... it takes a lot of time to do FBF and a lot of people often get impatient and let it show in their animations, you didn't, so good job. The sound quality was good, and though the song was a bit inappropriate for the later parts of it... I can't complain. I love Stratovarius, and I always will. Props just for using one of their songs on a flash (you're the first I've heard use them).